Hello, my name is
Baby Toddler George.
And I am a great big grumpy crank.
My mom wants you to know that she misses her daily chats with you but that–I’m crying as she types this, by the way–she is being held captive by her teething toddler.
I’m yanking on her skirt bottom as we speak.
With love & blessings & wails & oh, how about some gnashing of teeth thrown in for good measure,
— George of Minnesota