The boys are going to walk the dog (not the dog pictured below, mind you) and as always, they are arguing over who gets to carry the poop on the way home.“Look,” I said, trying to cloak my annoyance. “You boys are Scouts. Can you just work it out between you?”Feeling clever, I went upstairs to track down a pair of socks for Angela so that she could … [Read more...]
The Audition
You would have thought my boys would be nervous, wouldn’t you?Gotten stage fright.Said, “No, thank you.”That’s assuming, though, that I actually told them that they were playing for this musician and this actor.Which I didn’t.Heck, all they knew is that they had a willing audience—and one that was willing to both:1. Offer a solid critique when the … [Read more...]
In Defense of Pregnant Women
Ed. Note: The following post has nothing to do with Cool Ranch Doritos™. It seems that some of the boys in the neighborhood have been telling any one of a number of “Your mother…” jokes.Great, right?I know about these jokes because my sons told me one at the grocery store yesterday, only they edited it as follows:“Hey, Mom, your cat’s so ugly that … [Read more...]
Grace for the Painting
Our little Cate is suffering from several allergies. We recently had her tested and it turns out she is allergic to cats (which we knew) and dogs (which we didn’t) and dust mites (do you blame her?). “I’m allergic to all my favorite pets!” she moaned.“You like dust mites for a pet?” Jem retorted.She is also severely allergic to certain tree pollens … [Read more...]
A Boy and His Dog
Part IAnd Part II*This post is dedicated to Paula, with love and gratitude. … [Read more...]
Lazarus’s Tomb
By JemEd. Note: I am opening comments on this post because Jem just asked if he got any comments on “his” post yet.No need to have my Lenten penance be his Lenten penance. : ) … [Read more...]
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Subtitled: A Dingo Stole My BabiesExcept it wasn't a dingo in this case--it was a Daddy.And this is how he has the kids prepare for a day of skiing. My sitting room becomes a tomb for outdoor apparel, all in the name of winter readiness.You'd think it was 20 degrees or something.(And you'd be right.)AMDG, … [Read more...]
More Coffee and Chocolate, Please
Son Number 2 was the first to wander into the kitchen this morning, where I was hurriedly assembling all their Valentines.“I really like dawn,” he said.“Who’s Don??” I was completely baffled and a bit concerned. Who is this new friend and is he acceptable?“No,” Jem responded, “I mean the morning.”Happy St. Valentine’s Day, everyone! I pray that … [Read more...]
Uphill Both Ways (In a Blizzard)
On Saturday Joe & I were on our way to his therapy. (A date with my son! How lucky am I?) I turned the radio to a local Christian station and the unmistakably rich vocals of Mac Powell filled the car.You gotta love Third Day.Thinking to impress my preteen companion, I remarked, “I saw this guy in concert, you know.”“Oh?” Joe responded.And then, … [Read more...]
Fresh-Pressed…Flannel?
For every 100 times that our children don’t do what we ask them to, there is that one priceless gesture that is so sweet and so very heartwarming…that we just have to blog about it.This is one of those moments.I know that this makes me the most unique of moms, but I am always on my children about taking care of their clean laundry. Dresser … [Read more...]
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