…from my 11-year-old son, Jem, because you’re probably every bit as busy as I am today and could use the laugh.
Child Number One: Mommy, why was I named Rose?
Mother: Because when you were born, a red rose fell upon your head.
Child Number Two: Mommy, why was I named Lily?
Mother: Because when you were born, a fragrant lily fell upon your head.
Child Number Three: Mooooo!
Mother: Be quiet, Cinderblock.
I told you. He’s eleven.
OK, I really laughed at that one. I will tell my 10yo and 7yo this morning.
Ha! Love it.
My husband and I both laughed. I'm not sure what that says about us.