“I’m making a sandwich,” I announced to no one in particular. My husband, passing through the kitchen on his way to paint the family room, remarked, “That sounds like something you’d read on Twitter.”
Curious, I asked, “Do you follow anyone on Twitter?”
His response was to laugh uproariously.
You know, a simple “no” would have been sufficient. So much for talking tweets with him.
Note: I would have posted this story on Twitter, but it was 288 characters too long.
Not that my husband cares.
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