…but I’m not stupid.
I’m also faster than my daughter Cate, which is why—when she came charging up the yard at me during tonight’s water balloon fight and called out “Stand still and bend over!”—
I declined.
Stand still and bend over, indeed.
Shaking my head at my child’s audacity, I am
Now, that’s my kind of girl.
That’s really never a good idea. I think you made the right call.