The weather here has been gorgeous, so on Saturday evening we stuffed the kids in the van and made our way to our favorite park. We basically had the place to ourselves—did they perhaps know we were coming?—and we took our Pizza Hut picnic over to a table by the lake. Really, it was lovely: still, serene, and very green.
And then the kids kicked in.
“Mommy, look at that bird!”
“If I jumped into that lake would I drown?”
“Can I have some pizza?”
“Can I have some pop?”
“I have to go to the bathroom!”
Shaking his head, my husband simply said: “I wonder what nature sounds like.”
Hilarious!
Shhhhhhhh … was that the sound of a frog???? NOPE, just someone burping!
WITH CHILDREN, EXPECT NOISE.