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Still Life with Sharpie

October 24, 2006 by Minnesota Mom Filed Under: Humor, Minnesota Me 5 Comments

Scroll down to the post entitled “Baking 911.”

Replace the mixing bowl with one purple permanent marker.

Replace the grinning toddler with her annoyed, bottle-of-bleach-and-scrub-brush-wielding momma.

For every day a different scene!

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  1. Sarah Jane says

    October 24, 2006 at 5:13 pm

    Do you know you have made my morning AND reminded me of days to come. I seem to remember a morning greeted by my two toddlers of yore with 5 packs of cinnamon gum, two new tubes of lipstick and an entire box of bandaids. No bleach necessary. I did, however, still have to remove bandages carefully wound around the bars of a certain offenders crib as late as our move to Texas, several months later.

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  2. Tina from Tennessee says

    October 24, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Welcome to my world! I can’t tell you how many times I have cleaned marker, crayon and yes lipstick off of our walls. I have been doing this regularly since Amy was 1 year old. I couldn’t believe it when my first did it, now with the fifth I am far less shocked, although still very frustrated. Are we really going to miss this? Yes!!

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  3. minnesotamom says

    October 24, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    I am not, however,going to miss the piles of you-know-what left on the floor. I am so…weary of Camille and her diaper fixation.

    I reckon Our Lord got tired of His cross, also.

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  4. Cathie says

    October 25, 2006 at 12:19 am

    Margaret,

    Have you considered duct tape for Camille’s diaper? My sister had one like Camille – that or put the diaper on backwards so she can’t pull open the tabs.

    Love,
    Cathie

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  5. Rebecca says

    October 25, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    Margaret, a onesie, turned backwards solved the diaper problem with one of my toddlers. I do not know if Camille is at the age to be learning the toilet, (in which the onesie would be counterproductive) but if not, it is worth a try.

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