If so, this post’s for you.
The following is:
b. a photographic illustration inspired by this painting
c. an advertisement put out by the Minnesota tourism board
d. an image of the calm before the storm, as in: this little girl just whined and fussed and fretted and screamed her way through a full hour and a half of swim lessons (not her own) because she wasn’t in the water with her siblings (not an option) and because she wasn’t being pumped full of candy from the vending machines to help her past her discontent (also not an option). She then ripped off her diaper in the middle of the mall because it “bugged” her, lifted up her dress in moment of bold defiance, and was quickly wheeled—straight-legged and shrieking—out of the building and to the van.
If you guessed “d” you are right, unfortunately.
And if you’re thinking that the author of this quiz is little more than a quivering mass of a 1000 frayed nerves, you are also absolutely right. Pray for her. A half a pizza and a pint of Haagen-Dazs is sounding really good right now.
Only two weeks of swim camp to go.